Add personality to your plant collection with our funny wooden plant stakes! These laser engraved wood stakes are approximately 3” tall and finished with a natural stain and protective poly coating for a clean, durable finish. Perfect for houseplants, succulents, propagation stations, or gifting to your favorite plant parent.
 
Choose from 8 hilarious sayings:
• On My Last Leaf
• Pour Some Water on Me
• Stayin’ Alive
• The Plant Life Chose Me
• Not Dead (Yet)
• I Wet My Plants
• Thirsty AF
• What the Fucculent
 
Whether your plants are thriving or barely hanging on, these stakes add the perfect touch of humor to any pot.
 
Pricing:
• $2 each
• 4 for $7
• Full set of 8 for $12
 
Plant Pack Options:
 
The Emotional Support Pack
For plants that are emotionally unstable but hanging on.

Includes:
• On My Last Leaf
• Not Dead (Yet)
• Stayin’ Alive
• Thirsty AF
 
The Plant Parent Survival Pack
For people who love plants… and occasionally forget they exist.

Includes:
• Pour Some Water on Me
• I Wet My Plants
• The Plant Life Chose Me
• What the Fucculent
 
The Full Sass Collection (Full Set of 8)
For the ultimate plant lover with zero chill.
Includes all 8 designs listed above.
 
Please note: These stakes are made from real wood and sealed for durability, but prolonged exposure to moisture may naturally cause wear or deterioration over time. Variations in wood grain and finish are part of their handmade charm.